Happy Commercial Love Day (Not Inspirational)

I hate Valentine's Day. I don't know why, I've never had a bad experience... I just hate it. So here are two images I've found to commemorate the day (because, unfortunately, it does exist) that I think turn a stupid concept into a good concept.

1. Because this is a fucking fabulous Trench.

2. Because this is what perfectly encompasses Valentine's Day to me.

Now, I'm off to watch Kill Bill.

Images via WeHeartIt